What to wear in -30 degrees?

Montréal is freezing! When winds are gusting at 60km, and everyone's vision is obscured by flying
frozen speckles anyway, I say protect thine body as though you were at war. My parka is like the
tarp that combatants serve beneath in the trenches. Don the common parka, and cover your fingers
with the woolliest of mittens - better to be a fashion victim, than a frozen fashionista!